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Benjamin Andrew Moore The Assholes Were Out in Force This Weekend
Posted by Benjamin Andrew Moore - 11.04.2009

But first, feast your eyes:
Jorge Jackson Goes to Hollywood (Panel) #12.

So, Halloween was good, but like...good in a "I guess I have to settle for this" kind of way. Truly, I miss the days of Halloween when it was about hiding under green tarps in my yard (covered in grass and leaves) before jumping out and scaring impressionable children out of their little brains. I miss the smell of Halloween, the smell of bonfires way off in the distance, the trick-or-treating, the nip in the air, the hot apple cider, the fake haunted houses you had to pay $20 to experience, the over-abundance of candy that is primarily responsible for children's diabetes in this country, and did I mention the motherfucking trick-or-treating?

Whatever. Like I said, it was good. It's just not as purely amazing as it used to be.

Speaking of purely amazing
, as promised, I've got pictures galore of my Halloween costume:

Yeah, Boy-ee
(Benjamin Andrew Moore as (awesome) Jack Burton)


(Laura as a French man; Benjamin being awesome)


(Benjamin being so awesome; Laura as the Chrysler Building; Michael Jackson as Michael Jackson)


(Benjamin continuing his tradition of being awesome)

Frankly, I have more examples of me being awesome, but I just...I don't want to overwhelm you with my own personal brand of awesome. For those fuckers who've never seen Big Trouble in Little China and can't for the life of them understand why I'm wearing lipstick (like so many people on Friday and Saturday night), I refer you to this clip from YouTube:



Whoa, how's that feel? Good, I bet. Good because you're scientifically a better person having watched that wonderful video. Not as good as me or Jack Burton or Kurt Russel or John Carpenter...but you're getting there. You're getting there.

 Spitefully yours,
Sig
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