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Guest Strip: Becca Loves Bradyn
Guest Strip: Becca Hates Zombies
The Adventures of...#3: Of Dukes and Kings #3
Bradyn Goes to Jail: Making New Friends
Road Trip of Doom: Girls Will Be GIrls
Road Trip of Doom: The Verizon Wireless Guy
The Return of...Search and Destroy
The Return of...Dan's First Day at Work
The Adventures of...#2: Call Me Jim
Bradyn Goes to Jail: Up (err, Technically Down) the River
Road Trip of Doom: The Council of Doom!
Road Trip of Doom: A Case of Mistaken Identity
The Return of...Dan's New Family
The Adventures of Stuart Sawyer and Hucklebaryd Finn #1
Bradyn Goes to Jail: How to Get 10-15 Years Without Really Trying
Guest Strip: Mike Hates Becca
Guest Strip: Becca Hates Old People
Road Trip of Doom: To Roger Ebert's House, and Justice!
The Return of...
Guest Strip: Baryd Does Not Know What Sex Is
The Super-Mega-Japanese-Happy Ending!
The Second Most (God) Awful Ending Ever
Spencer's a Freak, So Naturally He Loves This
Seriously, Why Does Everybody Love Zoolander?
All Tied Up and Nowhere to...Something-Something
Enter: Japanese Assassin Lady!
When You Think About it, Scientology and Evolution Are a Lot Alike
Double-Cross (2 of 2)
Double-Cross at the Mr. Kitty Kat Kitty, Kitty Factory
I Had a Case of the Not Alives Last Week
That Guy's a Protestor? Where Did We Learn That?
Complete and Utter Whores For Money
End of Case One
The Worthless-Online 200th Strip Extravaganza
Bad Cop, Worse Cop
Bradyn Would Never Do This, Ever
Japanese Detectives...in MS Paint!
The Rear Window Comic
This Is Slightly Offensive, Even to Us
Lightbulb Gags are Hilarious
The Job Montage
The Saddest Day of Ben's Short Life
Romantic, Err, Plutonic Dinner Interrupted
Guest Strip: Becca's a Freak for Lord of the Rings
Guest Strip: Congestus Strikes Back!
Really Stupid Guest Strip by Some Guy
Happy Holidays From Worthless-Online
The Sexiest Birth Since Demi Moore's Nasty Kids Came Down the Chute
The Worst Comic I Ever Made
The Return of Monty the Mounty
Star Wars References Are Awesome
It's in the Bible, People! Look it Up
We Three Kings, Worthless-Style
She's Right, Though, He Totally Is (Part Two)
The Chronicles of Lemmon #457
Ben Vs. Becca, Balls Vs. Periods
What's the Deal With Ben and Commericals?...in MS Paint!
A Day in the Life of Biceps Buckley
Guest Strip by Congestus: If There Was a Musical...
Finally, the Final Sacrifice!
The Great Halloween Massacre
Enter: The Vampire Slayers!
The Obligatory Batman Scene
It's Like That Movie, Only Better
Dan's Got Mad Hops
The Candyland Blues
That Last Panel Is 100% True to Life
Trapped Like a Rat in a Cage!
Home Sweet Home
Everybody Loves Sturgis, Right?
The Worst Ending Ever, Bar None
Why Is Mr. T Here, For God's Sake?
We're Not Actually Misogynists, I Promise
Wow, Ben Is a Massive Creep
She Sort of Has a Point
It's Okay, Because No One Liked Spencer Anyway
Art Education with Ben and Mr. Lemmon
Stuck in Special Ed.
Hanging (by The Pole) With Mr. Cooper
5th Period Lunch With Hass, Bradyn, and Some Guy
6th Period Lunch With Ben and Spencer
Disclaimer: Spencer Wrote Most of This
Guest Strip: This Guy Is a Total Homophobe
Sibling Showdown, End-Game
Sibling Showdown, Part One
Off to a Bumpy Start, to Say the Least
Tag Team Scheme
Spencer, Stuart, and Hog Fat: A Lethal Combination
We Present to You the Most Pathetic Man Who Ever Lived
Stuart's Gots a Girlfriend?!?
A Terrible Guest Strip I Made For PVP
Inside the Dreams of Ben Moore: The Welch's Grape Juice Girl
Guest Strip: Becca Is Prejudiced Against Big-Handed People
Guest Strip: Proof That Becca Doesn't Hate Ben
Issue #14--Inconclusive Conclusion
Issue #13--Satanic Ben Unleashed
Issue #12--Baryd and Stuart Are Geniuses
Issue #11--La Invasión del Diablo Muerto
Issue #10--Onward, For Vengeance!
Issue #9--Bruised Rectums Would Be a Really Good Band Name
Issue #8--Hell Hath No Fury Like a Ben Moore Scorned
Issue #7--Justifiable Homicide
Issue #6--Escape the Hell That Ben Hath Wrought!
Issue #5--Days of Future Worthless
Issue #4--Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-Os!
Issue #3--Seeing the Sights, So to Speak
Issue #2--The Rules of The (Time-Traveling) Trash Car
Issue #1--The Epiphany
Guest Strip: This Actually Happened, Almost Verbatim
Cloudy With a Chance of Dildos
We Hate EVERYTHING
A Sketchy End
The Diary of Hass Frank
It's Irony, People! Please Keep That In Mind
Hass Thinks He's Jewish
A Testament To My Hatred of the X-Men Films
Now Exiting Ranch World, The Ranchiest Place on Earth
Welcome To Ranch World, Population: Ranch
Introducing: Captain Alliondros, Vampire Hunter M.D.
We Hate Mall Monkeys #2
We Hate Mall Monkeys #1
Showdown at the CN Tower, Part Two
Showdown at the CN Tower, Part One
Spencer Vs. Osama Bin Laden
Dan, The Terrorist
Spencer Vs. Bush For Real
Ben Has a Grandpa Complex
Penis Guns Back At You
All the President's Spencer
The Worthless-Online 100th Strip Extravaganza
Ben Vs. The Mounties, The Final Round (The Final Part)
Ben Vs. The Mounties, The Final Round (Part Two)
Ben Vs. The Mounties, The Final Round (Part One)
Ben Vs. The Mounties Round II (Part Three)
Ben Vs. The Mounties Round II (Part Two)
Ben Vs. The Mounties Round II (Part One)
Here Lies Daniel Eldrenkamp
Prisoner of War!
Because Deep Throat Was Taken
Ben Vs. The Mounties
Dan Under Fire
Extreme Dan 2: Extremer Dan
Spencer, The Super Martyr
Smugglin' Ain't Easy
Dan Ships Off
Spencer, The Jail Bird
Introducing: Smugglor, Lord of the Smugglers
We Are Not Averse To Full Metal Jacket References
Spencer, The Politician
Death By Snowstorm
The Story of Wendell Hardass: A True American Hardass
Spencer Vs. Bush
It's Like Castaway, But in Canada
Way More Disgusting Than Originally Intended
Have Fun in Iraq, Dan! Don't Do Anything We Wouldn't Do
No Man Can Escape...The Draft!
Guest Strip: Snoop Danny-Dan
Guest Strip: Hass Can't Draw For Shit
Trash Car Conversations, in MS Paint!
All's Well That Ends Well...in MS Paint!
Oh, Sweet Underwear of Life, Make Baryd Whole Again
He's Like Black Beard But Without the Beard
Total Dick Move
Spencer Has a Big, Fat Ego
Ed McMahon Is Looking Goo-ood
Mrs. Daulton's Secret: The Backward Colonoscopy
The New Tom and Jerry (Something I Made For Art Class)
Mrs. Daulton's Secret: Stuart, The Screw-Up
Mrs. Daulton's Secret: Hey, It's That Green-Haired Kid!
Mrs. Daulton's Secret: Fucking Doubting Thomases
Mrs. Daulton's Secret: Ben's Dire Discovery
Offensive Jokes Aren't Funny; Case in Point:
We Hate Movie-Comics (And Racists)
Guest Strip: Becca Hates Lesbians
A Worthless Christmas Carol, The Final Chapter
A Worthless Christmas Carol, Chapter Five
A Worthless Christmas Carol, Chapter Four
A Worthless Christmas Carol, Chapter Three
A Worthless Christmas Carol, Chapter Two
A Worthless Christmas Carol, Chapter One
Spencer Hates Jesus
I Was Really Mad When I Made This
The Gut-Wrenching Conclusion
You Know What They Say About Big Hands
Welcome to Pie City, Population: Pie
The Old Harry Potter Bait and Switch
3 x Bradyn
When Friends Meet Girlfriends
Things Heat Up
Ben Has Perverted Super Powers
Remember Those Sylvan Learning Ads? No? Oh, Well
Mrs. Daulton Loves Jesus
We Hate Movie-Comics Three
A Worthless Halloween: Murder by Costume, Part II
A Worthless Halloween: Murder by Costume, Part I
Robot Dan Goes Bye-Bye
Robot Dan Gets Real Big
Dan Is a Coffee Snob, Even in the Face of Danger
The Obligatory Hitman
Waiting Tables With Stuart (A.K.A. Boy, We Love Old People Jokes)
Introducing: More Ottumwa High School Teachers
Regular Dan, Go!
Robot Dan Knows His Way Around the Female Body
Robot Dan Has Class
The Age Old Question of What Makes One Human
Dan Under Pressure
Robot Dan, Go!
The Final Frontier, Indeed
The Vomit Just Keeps Coming
All Good Plans Involve Cross-Dressing, Too
All Good Plans Involve Shotguns
Nobody Sucks Face Better Than the Elderly
Ottumwa High School Penitentiary
Wei Is a Real Jerk
We Hate Movie-Comics, Too
We Hate Movie-Comics
What a Bunch of Homos
Heart, Meet Break
She's Right, Though, He Totally Is
White Lies and the Lying White Liars Who Tell Them
Blue Screen Wheelchairs: The Next Generation of CGI
The Rules of The Trash Car, Chapter 1-C (Annotated Version)
Vitamins Are Incredibly Vital to Old People
The Tell-Tale Spokeman #4
The Tell-Tale Spokeman #3
The Tell-Tale Spokeman #2
The Tell-Tale Spokeman #1
Introducing: Baryd, Stuart, and Dildo Town
Hass and Bradyn Have Crazy (i.e. Sexy) Ideas
Seasons Change, Goverments Too, But Dan Never Does
Introducing: Ben and Spencer
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