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Benjamin Andrew Moore was born in Ottumwa, Iowa some twenty-five years ago. Perhaps in a dumpster. Perhaps in a hospital. Nobody knows for sure. In fact, much like Jesus Holy Christ himself, there's not a whole lot of information available regarding Mr. Moore's early years. Also, wasn't Jesus born in a dumpster? I'm pretty sure he was. Wrapped in swaddling trash.


Dumpster Diving
("Dumpster Diving")

The summer after Ben graduated from high school, if indeed you can call that place a high school, he created a semi-popular, thrice-weekly webcomic called Worthless-Online that published for two years and 230 strips. (You may have heard of it.) As the artist, lead-writer, main blogger, graphic designer, editor-in-chief, and head cheerleader, he worked tirelessly with a group of six uniquely talented co-writers (both individually and at once) and together they developed characters, ideas, story arcs, and more. (Do yourself a favor and read A History of Worthless for the complete...uhm, history of Worthless-Online.)

Tales Through Time! Issue #1
(Tales Through Time! Issue #1, click here for comic)

Robot Dan
(The Return of... Issue #4, click here for comic)

Mall Monkeys
(Mall Monkeys Parody Strip #2, click here for comic)

I Am Legend!
(A Worthless Halloween 2 Issue #8, click here for comic)

Centerstage Centerstage  Centerstage Centerstage
(Centerstage Comics (prototypes), click here for #1)

In August of 2004, Ben transferred from his hometown community college, if indeed you can call that place a community college, to The University of Iowa, where he studied Cinema and Comparative Literature and made a handful of fantastic short films, one of which (below) was shown at the Wild Rose Film Festival and almost won him a school grant of some kind. Key word being “almost.” (Check out a majority of his films and videos here.)


(The Jorge Gaze, Part One)


(The Jorge Gaze, Part Two)


(The Jorge Gaze, Part Three)

After graduating in May of 2007, Ben moved to Chicago and interned at CenterStageChicago.com (the Chicago Sun-Times entertainment website), where he did all those wonderful intern chores like researching, fact-checking, data entry, and so on, but with the added benefit of writing several venue reviews per week from home and, at the end of the internship, a number of feature articles. When the internship was over, he was hired on as a perpetual, in-house freelancer and, amongst other things, he advised the company on creative video content, developed Power Point presentations to inform the direction said content would take, and continued to write venue reviews and articles monthly, over 100 altogether. He also wrote articles for the Sun-Times weekend paper, including a cover story about the best bartenders in Chicago (over 400,000 Chicagoans voted in the accompanying online contest and the article was #1 on YourStreet.com). It was an enjoyable experience for everybody, but especially Ben's mom, who has about fifteen copies of the article locked away in a safety-deposit box.

Man-Date Comic Books Are Cool Ghost World 3
(Just a few of the articles Ben wrote for CenterstageChicago.com)

Then, in August of 2008, Ben moved cross-country from Chicago to New York to attend to The New School MFA Creative Writing program. (At the time of this publication, he's in his second semester of his last year and loving every minute of it. Check out the Misc. Page for just a few of his fantastic short stories.) In September of 2009, Ben got an internship at Marvel Comics, a dream come true for someone who's loved comic books since childhood and has the signed Joe Madureira drawing of Wolverine framed above his bed to prove it.  His duties as a proofreading intern include sitting around all day long reading comic books, which is basically what he was doing already, only now he can put it on his resume.

Extraneous Tidbits:

Ben was an extra in the best Batman movie ever, otherwise known as the academy-award-winning The Dark Knight. You can see him about sixteen minutes in:


Ben in The Dark Knight (1)

No? Not obvious enough for you? Well, I guess we'd better zoom in then:

Ben in The Dark Knight (2)

NO? Still don't believe me? Thank God this zoom button doesn't wear out:

Comparison (1) Comparison (2) Big-Foot
(The comparison shots)

Now you see it, huh? Just look at that pretty face inside the red circle. You almost can't take your eyes off it.

Ben was also an extra in Eagle Eye (uck), but there's no photographic evidence to prove this unfortunate fact. That's okay, though, because it was a terrible movie anyway. Did you know it was supposed to be Hitchcockian? Like North by Northwest but for twenty-something Shia LaBeouf wannabes? Yeah, right, like Hitchcock would make a stupid movie about a female robot of death.


ATTENTION PERSONS WHO HAVE MONEY: If you'd like to hire Ben for the purposes of writing or drawing or filming something, which you probably do because he's really good at all those things, or if you just want to contact him to let him know that he has an illegitimate child scurrying around somewhere for the hell of it, email him


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